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Monthly Archive for October, 2008


Happy Halloween Naughty Boys

I love it when you are Naughty. I am home all night to play with Naughty boys. Let’s get started on your Wild and Kinky Fantasies. Remember Anything Goes.

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I love to play and I can Never get enough. I love hardcore masturbation sessions. Join me now… You won’t be sorry.

Lets make it a Spooktacular Start to your Weekend.

Shawna


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Abby: Hot, Wet, and Waiting for your COCK!

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No one does it like Kinky Kaylee

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Happy Halloweenie!!!!

I love Halloween! Especially being a submissive, it gives me an excuse to go out in public in those sexy, leather, submissive outfits I have. With a collar and chains…. Wish I had a Master to Worship on such a NAUGHTY holiday. The BAD brings out the best in me!!!! Call me and force me to do your dirty deeds, i am so fucking fired up and ready. My submissive little Accomplice CUNT is so fucking pink and pretty, so wet, fuck me and throw me on the floor…. Or throw me on the floor and fuck me. Please! Sinfully Ellyn


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Thank you for purchasing ‘Bubba & Cooter’s Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines’ brought to you by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy! Love MaryKate

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty’s only a light switch away.

8) Man - ‘Fat Penguin!’
Woman - ‘WHAT?’
Man - ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’

9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room…

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up


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Time for some Freaky Fun

I will be in all Weekend to play with you.

Remember ANYTHING GOES ..

No Restrictions .. No Taboos. Just Wild and Kinky Fun.

Let’s get started right now!!!

Shawna


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He fucked my pee hole then beat my ass. SNUFF is next I know it.

I was blindfolded, my hands tied above my head. He said if I didn’t do it      
exactly the way he wanted me to he would crucify me….. I believe he would.
So I let him, I spread my pink and opened my urethra (pee hole) and he
fucked it. It felt like I was pissing a bowling ball, that was on fire. He
said it was the tighestest hole he ever had. I cried and screamed so he beat
my ass. But I’m still alive, and I let him do it all the time. The beatings
after ward have subsided, and as long as he can nut in my piss hole I might
remain alive. I’m sure when his urge to snuff me is over powering I will be
snuffed.


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I am here and working, so let’s scare us up some fun!

I am here and working this Halloween. In my neighborhood all the little kiddies cum by for candy. I am going to dress up as a “Good Witch”, I have an old pretty prom dress, very fluffy, with hoops of my Mothers; and a wand with a sparkly star on the end. To bad the little kiddies are so easily fooled by facades and costumes, because I am NOT A GOOD WITCH! I am a very very bad witch, and I love taking them to my dungeon. Let’s talk about all the things we could do. It’s so fun being so dirty!!! Dirty Mommy Daisy 1-877-827-7532


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Kinky Thursday … What are you waiting for?

What are you waiting for Baby?

Let’s Get Kinky right Now!!!!

Shawna is Waiting for your call…


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FUN PHONESEX

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.”


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