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Mistress Kollette and the pathetic Pee Pee

I bet you think your dick is great… well its NOT! It’s a tiny, little pee pee. I’ve eaten fries BIGGER than your puny little pecker.

And I KNOW you touch it a lot. There you are diddling your dick in the
corner, how PATHETIC!!! But what I can’t understand is how you find
the fucking thing! What do you use for a jock strap? A thimble and
some thread? Oh wait… you have to be a jock to use a jock strap. You
can’t even hold a cup! Your dick is soooo small, I can’t even use it
as a toothpick!!!

I have to go and find a REAL man to satisfy my appetite. You know,
someone whose dick is bigger than a hummingbird? A real man who knows what to do with his cock. Someone who won’t be a waste of my time. Someone who WON’T dribble out his cum. Someone who can keep it HARD for more than 2 minutes. Someone I don’t have to PITY fuck or FAKE my orgasms for. You need lessons to even think about fucking ME!

Call Mistress Kollette so she can laugh at your little pee pee. Maybe she can find a use for that little pencil dick. On your knees if you wish to please Mistress Kollette.


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Happy Holiday’s

No need to worry my sexy girlfriends and I are taking good care of Santa before he starts his rounds this evening. He should be nice and Jolly by the time he reaches your door step. Now would be the time to ask for those special things you want because Santa knows all about being Naughty.

Merry Christmas to all.
Mistress Kollette


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Mistress Kollette loves to Laugh at you

I love to laugh at a small penis attached to a horny man. The only real purpose that a man with a small penis has is to humiliate himself for my entertainment. I know that you’re stuck trying to masturbate by yourself because no woman, not even your wife, wants to get close to your small cock. You could end up wearing my panties with your little dick locked up nice and safe in a chastity device to prevent you from accidentally reproducing and passing your small penis genes on to another generation of losers.

I really like you horny guys who can’t help but calling me from your office at work. It’s too bad your secretary can’t see you down on your knees behind your desk while you’re telling me how you’re going to be my personal bitch boy. I already know that you’ve got fantasies about sucking off real cock; I just want to hear you admit it. It’ll probably be the first time that you’ve ever admitted out loud how much you want to be a pimped out cocksucker down at the local adult bookstore or gay club.

For those of you who need to be kept on a short leash, you can learn to crawl behind me and sniff my perfect ass. You know where you belong, and that’s on the floor at my feet. If you’ve been craving humiliation, I’ll be happy to laugh at your loser ass.

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Mistress Kollette Rulez

This horny bitch Mistress loves good slut slaves. I love domination, fetishes and taboo, kinky role play. If you want to be My fuck slut sex slave, prepare to worship Me. Beg for Me to use you. Tell Me you love being My pathetic, horny slave bitch. I’ll tie you up, tease you and fuck the shit out of you. Get on your knees to service Me and My friends and French kiss My pussy & ass. If you’re a sissy cocksucker faggot slut, beg for cock and I’ll pimp your bitch ass out at the glory holes. Suck and fuck cock after cock at My command. Mmmm! How nasty do you want it??? Or better yet how nasty can you take it?

Mistress Kollette

( Worship my sweet sweet ass…Go to my website and find the small Phone Sex Central Banner and click on it and find my Badassmistress.com site (currently on the last Page) and vote for your Mistress. Good Sluts will be rewarded). I will know if you did as I asked.  (Because you will have to bring me the code you have to type in.) I belong on the front page Pigs make it happen. Vote Piggies!!!!!


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Mistress Kollette will Own and Control You!!!

You know your a loser, you’ve known it all your life. With your inferior little cock, you haven’t had it touched in years. You dream of being on your knees, serving a superior mistress who would treat you like the little pig that you are.

I’m here to turn those dreams into reality. I want you to dress up like the little sissy boy faggot you are, wearing pink panties, face down slobbering over a superior man’s dick, milking that cock for money that goes straight to me. Fucking laughing as that big cock is rammed up your pathetic sissy boy ass, proving what you’ve known all the time, your not worthy of me or any woman, only your wallet is.

Bend over, close your eyes and pay up sissy slut, your mistress demands it.

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Bring your Sissy Ass to Mistress Kollette

There’s nothing that brings out the Dominant in me more than putting a guy in my panties, bra, and/or lingerie. Whether it’s to humiliate him and take him down a peg or because he gets all horny dressed up like a girl, I love a man in my Sexy G-String Panties! The way a Sissy Slut’s Ass looks in a g-string or a thong makes me Hot for Fucking it with my Strap-On! It’s even better when I put him in a slinky teddy. I’ll have you down on your knees with your lips wrapped around my strap-on. You will look up at me while I look down at you with my “cock” in your mouth. You’ll be a good little sissy slut for me, won’t you?!? I know you’ll beg to be my little Girlie Slut/Panty Perv! I know you want my strap-on and/or to worship my Perfect Pussy!

Cum On … I know you want to be my little Sissy Slut. I can practically hear you begging for It now! Mistress Kollette is waiting.


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Cock Curious?

Cock curious? Penis envy? Cock slut? Are you inquisitive about it, jealous of it or, are you just a hungry cock whore in general? How freaky are you? How far are you willing to go? Are you willing to go beyond that? I’d love to sink my 10″ strap on into your kinky, curious, envious and cock craving, phone sex ass. Grabbing your wiggling hips while looking at your pink, puckered hole stretch across my cock; my tits jiggle in the mirror as I’m spanking and fucking your ass and you, you’re moaning like a whore. A dirty, dick licking whore.

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Mistress Kollette says “Come on Slut you know you Want too.”

I love chatting with lil cuckolds, lil dicks and sissy boys. If you like being teased and humiliated then be sure to give me a call. I love letting guys know what a Girl really wants, a nice big dick not a little one like you have. I would love to chat about dressing you up and making you into My slut or making you be My cuckold and watch Me with real men. I also love just teasing you about how small and pathetic your dick is. So if you like being laughed out, giggled at and humiliated then give Me a call. I’d love the chance to roleplay something fun and sexy with you. I am very Dominant  and I love submissives to control and use as well. So stop jerking off lil boy and call.

I offer online *Cyber message sessions as well. My slut Jorge spent 30 mins in a *Cyber session and couldn’t resist my kinky dominating charms so he called me and did another 30 min session live on the phone. I love it when my sissies come back for more.  I am a Mistress into a lot of kinky things. Some of my favorites are: CBT, Blackmail, tease and denial, sissy sessions, slave sessions, cuckold sessions. I love teaching men where they rightfully belong. At my feet of course worshiping my beautiful body. Call me I want to show you my world. Don’t be afraid to be drawn in. I will show you passion and pleasure like no other. Mistress Kollette is always ready for newbies.

* cyber sessions : sessions done online in text @2.00 a min. Or maybe you want a call where you just listen. We do those too. Whatever fits your needs or your situation at the time. Just ask.  Looking for A GFE. We do that too.  Lets get started on a personal and satisfying session right now.

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Calling all teenie weenies….Respond NOW!!!

Nothing tickles me more than to laugh at and humiliate a small cock.  I mean really, what else can I do but laugh at a 2-4 inch cock?  I can’t fuck it, what would be the point, I wouldn’t feel much of it anyways.  I don’t want to suck it, I only like nice thick and hard dicks in my mouth, not some puny and pathetic teenie weenie.

There is nothing to do but laugh at it.  I absolutely love when guys send me pictures of their tiny cocks.  I should start a blog page just for picture of teenie pricks, so all of my friends can laugh at them.  I especially love the ones with little 2 inch cocks but the balls are huge, wtf?

Anyways, for all of you small dick men who know you have a pathetic excuse for a cock, call me!  Mention this blog and not only will I give you 10 extra minutes free with any 20 minute or more paid call, but I will also post pictures of your puny sagging foreskin of a dick on a special blog I am going to be starting. Come on show me whatcha got. Or don’t got. LOL whichever is more fitting.

Email me @   kollette@badassmistress.com with your photos.

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Submit to Mistress Kollette

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You will learn masturbation control, complete surrender, body worship and what it means to belong to a real vixen of control, Submission is your passport to my wicked dominant world! Call Mistress Kollette!!!


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