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I Need A Slutty Party Bitch

by Blair on February 9, 2012

I’m having a party and YOU will be the main attraction. I need someone to use and abuse. A hole to fill, a mouth to abuse, an all around party bitch. This is the kind of party that you dream of and I’m going to make that dream cum true. That submissive, bitch ass of yours will be center of attention. I will make sure it’s displayed where everyone will see it. You can worship my huge tits and big thick cock. If you do this really well, then you will get your fantasy of being used hard like the cheap slut that you are!

There’s a surprise in my panties for you…… a BIG one!

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I Had A BIG Surprise For Him!

by Blair on October 13, 2011

  I went to a new club last weekend. I do that when I’m in the mood for some hot fun. I dress like the classy, sexy slut that I am and sit at the bar scanning the man meat. When I saw one that looked hot and very “straight”, I went into seduction mode. I got him interested by flirting my sexy ass off. Not that it took much, I mean, look at me….. what’s not to lust over here? I took him home and let everything get so hot and heavy that there was NO way he was going home before his cock got a good workout. Then I took his hand and put it to my panties. The look on his face went from blinding lust to confusion mixed with excitement. He tried to pull back a little, but I wouldn’t let him. I pushed him back and turned my big, beautiful tits free. Then I went to work on his cock. He laid there dazed, but his cock was hard and throbbing in my hands and mouth. I got up and led him into my bedroom. I sat him on the edge of the bed and stood really close to him and removed my panties. My hard cock sprung up right close to his face. He looked up into my eyes, but I guided his face back down to my big, hard cock. I made him do things that you don’t even dream about, not even when you’re all alone…..

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My first time with Blair

by Chloe on September 26, 2011


When I met Blair, I thought she was a beautiful woman, I had no idea what surprises she had in store for me. We were having a few drinks and having a great time, so I invited her back to my place. Once we were there things started to get a little naughty. I started to undress her and found to my surprise that she had a big fat cock! I was very excited! I’ve never been with a shemale before so I just knew this was gonna be fun. I got down on my knees and started licking and sucking her cock mmmmm it was so good! The she pushed me down and fucked me! It felt so good to have that huge cock inside me while her tits were in my face. She made me cum over and over again, I’ve never been fucked like that before! We fucked all night long, it was amazing! If you wanna hear all the dirty details give us a call! We will give you the hottest 2 girl phonesex you’ve ever had!

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So many Tranny Jokes… So little time :)

by Blair on February 3, 2011

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I am a beautiful Tranny hot slut and I LOVE my big gorgeous cock but…. I have seen some tragedies out her in Tranny Heaven… I had a drink last night with my girl Luxe and we had cosmos at the bar and were approached by many hot men, but I had the opportunity to meet a Tranny who is “new to the scene.” Of course being the Domme I am I had to give her some pointers :) I was really surprised to learn that she has a very large working cock herself, oooooh so I just had to see it! We went to the ladies room and played show and tell. My my what Texas is growin and turning out these day’s sure is impressive! So sexy men here is a little Tranny Humor for ya! Wicked Blair

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK CROSS-DRESSER IF…

- You wear a dress that’s strapless and a bra that ain’t.
- You wear combat boots with a minidress.
- You wear jeans with a belt buckle that’s bigger than your fist.
- You have a Ford F150 pick-up truck, with a gun rack, a Dale Earnhardt license plate frame, and a Confederate flag on the tailgate, next to the bumper sticker that says “I sell Avon Skin-So-Soft.”

- You try to wax your legs with Turtle Wax.
- You braid the hair that sticks through your fishnet stockings.
- Wear a black John Deere baseball cap with pearls.
- You use glitter to highlight your mustache.
- You wear tube tops with your mini, because it shows off your Harley-Davidson tattoo.
- Your favorite band ring came off a cigar.
- You keep spare ammo in your bra.
- You get a run in your stockings while changing a tire on your motorhome.
- Your purse is a toolbox.
- You pluck your eyebrows with a pair of needle nosed pliers.
- You store your lipsticks in a socket-wrench box.
- You use duct tape to keep your “tuck” in place.
- You call your vanity “your work bench.”
- You use a pocketknife to sharpen your lip and eye liners.
- “Doing your nails” means sorting the ten-pennies from the sixteen-pennies.
- Your favorite leather skirt was made from the moose you shot last Fall.
- Your new sandals are made from truck tire re-treads your found on the road.
- You keep a spare lipstick in your toolbox.
- You wear a pair of C-clamps as screw-on earrings.
- Your best silver necklace is made from beer can pull-tabs.
- Your nail enamel is made by Rustoleum.
-. You use paint thinner to remove your makeup.
- Your moisturizer says “non-detergent SAE 10W30″ on the container.
- You remove your leg hair with duct tape.

The following lament was seen on the back of a toilet door “My mother made me a transvestite”

Underneath some wit had added “If I give her the wool, will she make me one too?” :D

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She Male Phone Sex part 2

by Blair on November 24, 2010

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Ok I finally blogged…. then talked about posting my pic of L and forgot about it, lmao. SHUT UP! So it’s been a while since I blogged… ok I am getting into the hang of it again and throwing his fine ass up here now, lol and expect to hear from Me your She Male Mistress again in the very near future! Mistress Blair

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She Male Phone Sex

by Blair on November 22, 2010

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Wanna be my boy toy? I love stroking my pretty pink cock while your on the phone telling me how much you wanna suck it :) I have a couple boyfriends “hi” (Chance you need to call me!) Hi to R, B, G, S, T and C I love to talk to you boy’s!!! This here is a guy named L and he sends me pics of when he strokes for me on the phone, here is one he let me post for you to see. I make him get on his back and then I slide my cock deep down his willing wanting throat mmmmh he gag’s and smiles and begs for more. He loves it when I do it like this because he can stare up and my big beautiful titties while he sucks me off, I look down at him hanging his head off the side of the bed, while I pump away….. slurpy slurp L you begged for it now your getting it baby! I know you want some of my bitch dick and I wanna give you some sweet thang… Call Mistress Blair, I KNOW how you like it!

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I need a good stalker

by Blair on September 10, 2009

I bet you really feel “loved” when you have a psycho stalker, stalking your ass. I think the attention would be fun! I love a committed man, either to the stalking or the psyche ward lmao. i walk outside of my house… there he is waiting outside my house, I give him a little wave “hi baby!” He follows me, to run errands, I know he is always there, lurking, looking, daydreaming of what sex with me would be like. That makes me feel sexy! I go to the Movies with some friends, we have our drinks and popcorn, I look around the theater, ah there you are, sitting a few rows behind me, hoping to hear what I say. When I leave my friends I see you left a love note on my car, and it looks like you licked my car window, your so horny!!!!
I had a stalker who fucking LICKED my car window. He would call me and call me, follow me, send me letters, finally I had to keep track of everything he did and get a restraining order…. I do miss the aggravater . Blair more than just a SHEMALE…. drives men to STALK!
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So J called again tonight and he is one sexy fuck! I dig his chilli! lol What a great time we had you see he had a toy (first time) and a lot of lotion. That’s where I came up with this catchy blog title, I actually said that to his sweet lil ass. Then I made him fuck it for me, she he wasn’t pussy footin around with a Mistress with a Strap-on, ah naw, he had Me! Mistress Blair, She Dick Extrodinare! I have my own handy dandy 8 inches of fat pink pretty shaven cock yes thank you. He fantasized about my hard shaft penitrating his ass-pussy while he slowly worked a finger in then he fantasized about my lucious tongue licking him and relaxing his ass cunt. I had him slide that lubed up toy deep inside while he moaned and groaned, we found his sensitive little prostrate and massaged it withthe toy while he bounced up and down on the corner of the bed (JESUS this made me hot!) I was so fucking hard from fucking him and hearing him GET fucked I had to shoot deep in his ass.

He laid me on my back and fondled my tits, I rolled my legs up and let him slide right in my ass-pussy, needless to say he only had to fuck me for a little bit and he shot a huge load of jizz deep in side of me, mmmmh J your a sexy mother fucker and I would love to fuck you again REALLY soon!

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