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by Kitten on May 15, 2015

Let me tell when the best sex I had was drunk phone sex.  I love getting calls for all horny men drunks make the best callers.  When you’re so intoxicated, you will do anything to get your nut off.  I will make you do the nastiest thing.  So grab that dick and let’s have some masturbation fun.

I want to do something embarrassing.  Get 2 balloon and fill it up with warm water now put your cock in between I need you to pump it like your fucking my Drunk Phone Sextight ass.  Grope those puppies and fuck them hard.  Now stop put a little bit of lube on them and slide that cock right back in.  Tell me how does my wet cunt feel?   I am going to finger myself just like your stroking can you hear my slutty ass purr I want to cum just like you do hard and fast.  Keep stroking but think of other things you can fuck maybe one of those fake pussies?  I want to hear you pumping that inebriated dick.  I need you to know how tight i am and how when your done you would have ruined me for all others.  Don’t cum yet when  you think you are about ready to stop put them down.  I want you to go over to the window and find something that makes you fucking hot.  Could it be the next-door neighbor?  Think about her just lying there butt naked  while you stroke that cock right in front of her.  Hear the words take me like a man.  Pretend your sliding a finger in that cunt tasting her. 

Now go grab a towel I want you to run around your house naked saying kinky kitten is going to make me cum.  Cover yourself and go back in.  Assume the previous position put those puppies back around your dick.  I love dirty talk so tell me what a fucking whore I am to make you do all this sick shit while you beg for then drunk phone sex.  Fuck those fuckers hard I am begging you to cum for me and right when you do I will make you clean it all up that’s right clean it up like a bitch

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by kaycee on May 14, 2015

Have I got a deal for you?  I have an opening in my couple’s orgy phone sex swap.  It’s an ultra-secret club.  Where I host and control massive orgies every week.  We all get fucked and then swapped for some erotic group play.

We start with a good fashion game of pass the buck each brings a favorite bottle of booze and then have a shot glass and pass the buck.  After about three Orgy Phone Sexrounds, we are ready to start.  I begin with sliding my hand up the kinkiest outfit and when it’s all wet, the men jump up to get a taste and whoever gets the first lick starts the couples orgy phone sex swap.

Brian is the first he takes his first slut brings her back to his partner and fucks them both.  Nothing is hotter than two hoes on one dick don’t you think.  Leslie sucks his cock clean after he fucks the slut and then Leslie is passed to the next man to be fucked hard and treated like a whore.  Before you know they are all little  slutty erotic fucks.  I walk through slapping asses making sure all these cunts are getting fucked and satisfying every cock they touch, the best they can.  Time to time I slide myself in and get my pussy fucked just like a fucking whore.  Someone has to make sure that these men are getting their money worth.

I love standing on my balcony watching this orgy phone sex swap happen all those moaning cunts and big engorged cocks being drained.  Clothes thrown all over the floor and the pungent smell of sex and sweat filled the room.  Sometime I still look back and see I was just one of the sluts and now I’m in control of all this.

When all these sweaty bodies are done it pleases me to see them hugging and begging them to come back next week.

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by Isabel on May 6, 2015

drugged phone sexThis slut wants to be your drunk and drugged phone sex Princess! I am absolutely cock-hungry right-fucking-now, guys. Boys in the neighborhood came down to my place. They showed me the good stuff and then I let them have at it! My mind was in a daze and my pussy was sweltering hot! Every guy in the room got their cock out. Oh I knew they wanted this drugged up bitch to give them something good, and so I did! It was the payback for all the lovely drugs and alcohol they brought me. ;) My clothes were stripped off and my body was ready for the night to begin. I serviced each man in the room with a naughty smile on my face. At first they wanted to drill my mouth. Then eventually they wanted to move down south! So fuck yeah I did another line of the good stuff and let them stretch my holes! All I wanted was more cock in that moment, and guess what?? I’ve got only a little bit of this “good stuff” left. So who is gonna be a good man and bring me some more, huh? My craving is cumming back and with intensity!

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by ireland on May 2, 2015

 

Drunk phone sexWhat does Drunk Phone Sex have to do with Swimming Lessons you may ask? Usually, not a fucking thing, but in this case I will tell you.  I do weird shit because I’m not right in the head.  Never have been, never will be.  I have come to love myself the way I am, I hate those fucking meds, so I do not take them.  The drooling zombie look is just not my thing.  So, there I was, minding my own business splashing around in the ice cold water. The water hurt because it was so cold, but that is why I went in in the first place.  Nothing like a little self inflicted pain to make you feel alive is what I say.  All of a sudden I hear the most annoying voice yelling to ask if I am okay.  WTF? Of course I’m okay, if I’m not dead, then yeah, I’m okay you stupid fuck.  

Then, about three of these tards came running down to the beach.  Ruined my whole fucking day.  Put a blanket around me then made a bonfire.  Oh god, it was like hanging out with some lame assed sorority sisters.  They never shut up.  I heard the following along with other mind numbing phrases, “like…” “OMG…” “Bae…” I thought my brain was going to explode! Make it fucking stop already!! I stood up and started to walk up the beach to leave when I heard that same squeaky, ear splitting annoying voice asking me if I wanted to have a beer after I got dressed.  Hold up…alcohol? Why yes, and thank you. 

You know what I like about drunk people? You can talk them into anything.  After they were totally wasted, I got undressed and started back to the water.  Of course, they followed.  Laughing, shouting, yelling when the cold water hit their feet.  It was the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  They needed to be stopped, what if their idiotic nature ruined the world or something.  You know like the butterfly effect? Except it was with dumb phrases that weren’t even close to being words used in the proper manner.  Things like that spread at the speed of light.  It could go on no longer.  

There in the dark, with the sound of the waves crashing against the jetty, I yanked those annoying bitches under the water’s icy touch.  I held them down until they stopped moving, one by one. Too drunk to get away or to fight, they were helpless, but I was not.  I went back to the bonfire, drank the rest of the beers and watched them float over the waves.  Pale pieces of ocean garbage set adrift because they were too stupid to live.

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Drunk phone sex I need fucked!

by Skye on April 22, 2015

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So keep buying me those drinks come on a shot here and a shot there yea let’s keep those shots coming. I’m so close to giving you what you want.  If you get me very drunk, your friends could pass me around for some gangbang fuck session.  I would suck and fuck my way to your hearts all night long.  I’d gag as you rammed those big cocks down my throat and I know you see me begging for more.  Come fuck this drunk whore you know I need it good. 

After you make me suck you hard again my ass is up for grabs and who doesn’t want get a piece of me? My ass would grip your cock so good and squeeze every last drop and make you want to come back for more.

So come on and ride right over to the nearest bar and hook up with me I bound to get very drunk and let you take advantage of me.  I hope to see you on this drunk phone sex  hump day.

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by scout on April 22, 2015

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by jaycee on April 3, 2015

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So a friend of a friend of mine hooked me up at the bar last night. Yeah they knew I wasn’t supposed to be in there! lol But with a hot little bangin’ body like mine and my sweet voice, it wasn’t hard to pull some strings. The men there were looking me up from head to toe. I guess they were enjoying the view! I met a guy while I was there. He had a friend with him too. They were both tall, muscular guys. Both of course were ready to buy me drinks! How am I to say no to free drinks? So all three of us were drinking at the bar, in between the dirty dancing and flirting. My sweet little body was getting fired up. Oh I’m not that dumb, I knew they both had bar slut phone sex on their minds. My pussy was sizzling for more action with these two men. So I asked them what they were doing after the bar. Both men looked at each other with mischievous looks on their faces. All three of us were wasted so we took a cab. We ventured to the apartment of one of the guy’s. God my mind is in a fucking daze right now! It’s all cumming back and making me hot all over again. Call me for teen bar slut phone sex and find out what the hell happened last night! ~J

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St. Patrick”s Day Drunk Phone Sex

by lyric on March 17, 2015

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Last year when I got home I was still so horny after all the foreplay and cock that filled pussy. That I wanted more. I hadn’t had enough and I was so drunk I didn’t care what I said or who I fucked. I came home and decided it was time for some more masturbation and turning men on. It was a hot night I wasn’t the only one who came home all hot and horny that night I guess. My phone never stopped ringing with men and women wanting me to guide them through a hot masturbation session or moan as I came in there ear. We could start this party early this afternoon as this Irish Girl will be celebrating early this afternoon waiting for you. So give me a call and let’s celebrate together.
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by andrea on March 16, 2015

I’ve had been waking up every morning needing a good ass to mouth phone sex fucking.  I was teasing the neighbors with leaving my windows wide open and bending over showing them my sweet little ass.  I know one has been real chatting in the yard I can just see the big bulge in his pants.  Being the slut I am I just stand there sucking on a finger and letting him know I’m a hot horny whore that’s as easy as pie.   So early today I woke up to someone knocking at my door it was Jim the person from next door.  He stood there and through his shorts, I knew he was ready so he walked in.

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At first he grabbed my arm lightly but the more he got turned on the more aggressive he got. He grabbed my face and rammed his tongue down my throat.  His other hand fumbled with my nightshirt and ripped it off.  His fingers probed my pussy getting me all wet.  Then without warning, he undid his pants and made me suck his cock.  The pre cum was so good and then Jim turned me around and rubbed his cock up and down my butt crack ramming his cock in my ass.

He fucked me so hard I thought I was going to cry, the contestant pounding was making my ass sore.  It didn’t stop him he leaned over me, rubbed my clit, and blew his load so deep.  After a few more thrusts he pulled out I could see his cock was covered he asked well are you going to help me?  I turned around and sucked that cock clean his ass to mouth phone sex session was complete.  He left my ass sore and bruised.

Therefore, if you think you can fuck me better than Jim come on over let me show you my ass to mouth phone sex charm to you.

Maybe you could be my lucky charm on St. Patty’s Day.

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by summer on March 5, 2015

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by Ace on February 20, 2015

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Come on Drunk Phone Sex is the best! Lots of kinky fun and pleasure.. And who cares?? You won’t remember anyway ;)

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