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by summer on July 27, 2015

Let’s get down and dirty for some Stripper naughty fun.  As you know, teachers aren’t paid well.  Therefore, I need a few more bucks and with this smoken hot bod, I thought I try my hand at stripping.  I searched throughout the city looking for the right club of my caliber.  One was a Coed club but I felt that wasn’t right for me.  Next was an inner city club unfortunately, those fucks didn’t pay shit.  Then I found it a perfect men’s club.  They served beer, but there was soft touching policy.stripper naughty fun

First the audition, I wore the sluttiest outfit and had my tits hanging all out.  I swished my hips to left and to the right.  I went right up to the pole and flaunted my shit. I stripped my slutty clothes right off.  I bent over and showed the owners how good my cunt looked.  I took a finger, fingered my pussy right there, and slid it into my mouth.  Wow did I know how to woo them.  They clapped and cheered.  I was told not anyone had done that before.  I thought I’d top off my audition with a special treat.  I walked right over to the owner and climbed on his lap.  I bounced up and down grinding my cunny right up against his hard cock.  I was riding him so hard that I thought he was going to take his cock out and fuck me.  The benefits of being a stripper naughty fun tramp.  stripper naughty fun

Instead, he took out a crisp hundred and slid it in my thong, just feeling his hands on my ass made my cunny want to squirt.  I didn’t know that lap dances were going to make me so hot.  Therefore, you had better believe I was hired.  I am so looking forward to getting naughty with all my costumes and seducing men.  Therefore, if you think you can handle a sexy lap dance from astripper naughty fun tramp like me then you had better line up so you can get your shot.

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Bar slut phone sex with Dirty Dusty

by Dusty on July 23, 2015

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BAR SLUT PHONE SEXWe go back to my place and I bring us a beer. We sit down on the couch and start chatting. I laugh at something you say and run my hand on your thigh. You know exactly what I want. I’m a bar slut who’s looking to get laid. Your the lucky bastard I chose. Your feeling good and lean in and start kissing me. Slow at first till our tongues make contact, then hot and heavy. Your hands are roaming my body and you notice your not feeling anything under the dress. You run your hand up my leg to my pussy and your fingers feel my bald wet pussy and no panties. You start pushing me back on the couch as you spread my legs. You lean down and take your first taste of my sweet pussy. You lick and suck on my pussy, fucking me with your tongue till I cum all over your mouth.

I then push you up and start making out with you, tasting my pussy on your lips. I make my way down your body till I’m kneeling on the floor between your legs. I lift my dress over my head and my big naked breasts become exposed. You lean down and kiss them. I push you back and take your big hard cock in my hands. I start stroking it with my tongue, running it up and down your shaft. I then run my tongue around the head of your cock while I’m squeezing your balls. I take you deep in my mouth and you can’t help but grab me by the hair. You start fucking my mouth, gagging me with your cock. You have to stop me because your gonna explode.You want to feel my tight little pussy wrapped around your cock. You pull me up and have me lean over the side of the couch, my pussy and ass go up in the air for you. You stick your cock deep inside me and pump my pussy. You grab my hips and I start meeting you thrust for thrust until you fill my cunt with your cum.

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5 Year High School Reunion

by Briegh on July 21, 2015

Last night I swallowed so much cum….hmmmm.  My 5 year High School reunionedited and let me tell you, these boy’s haven’t changed!  After drinking a tad too much we ended up in the Quarterback’s suite with most of the old football team.  Wow, the whole team and just little ole’ me.  I was feeling so hot and my pussy was pulsing after they took off their suit jackets and shirts.  All of them had kept their bodies tight! Well it’s only fair that I get more comfortable too, right? I stand up and slowly pull the zipper down the side of my dress and that tiny piece of cloth ends up around my ankles.

You’d think they had won the lottery!  Next thing I know there are hard cocks all over me.  I have one in each hand, my mouth, and my tiny pink holes.  I’m in ecstasy…gagging, moaning, and panting while I’m getting fucked so hard.  I feel cum splashing my face and running down my neck on to my tits.  It’s almost more than I can take!

I’m so glad that I cum tonight!  I almost blew it off…..I can’t wait to go to my 10 year High School Reunion. But in the meantime I’m going to be LONELY.  Will you keep me company?  Call me Sugar 800-428-0674…I can’t wait to taste you.

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Blackout Drunk Gangbang

by Mercy on July 15, 2015

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So that makes me an exhibitionist, doesn’t it?  Forgive me if I stumble in my strip show.  I’m trying to show off my tits.  What if I slur my speech?  If you get turned on, I’ll be oh so happy to suck your dick at the bar stool.  I don’t care what you look like or what disease you might have.  You all can gang bang me on the pool table.  I prefer it if you all watch each other jam your cocks in my pussy.  I’ll take up to three at a time.  I mean,  we’re all blasted, right!?

When I get drunk like this, late at night, I get horny and lonely enough to let all you guys come over to the barn and watch me suck off the horse cock.  I want to give you a show.  Its my duty as a bar whore.  I’m not ashamed.  Nothing is too far for me.  I have no limits as to how nasty I will get when I am wasted like this.  I probably won’t even remember in the morning so what the fuck!?  Lets see if the bull can fit his hard dick into my tiny little asshole.

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Forced Intoxication Mistress

by 888-290-3362 Lilith on July 13, 2015

When you call me for your forced intoxication fetish, here’s what you should expect:

  • My time and the alcohol WILL cost you.
  • Be prepared. Have your info ready. I do not want to hear you rustling around in your wallet for it. That leaves less time for me to get you fucking WASTED which is the ultimate goal.
  • When you call me, you shall refer to me as your superior! Such as M’am, Mistress, My Queen, etc. Nothing less than the best. Period.
  • Have enough alcohol. I can’t stress this enough. How many times have people called me for forced intox phone sex and only have half of a fifth of vodka? No that’s not how it works! I expect you to have at least a small variety, if not a bar.
  • This is FORCED. Meaning if you are uncomfortable, or if I’m pushing you to your limits, I’m doing my job. If you decide to pussy out that’s on you.
  • Do not be stupid. Don’t go out in public like an idiot after I’ve made you pound 3 full wine bottles. Have some common sense fools.
  • Do DRINK and DRINK and DRINK until I say otherwise. I will be the one to decide when you’ve had enough.
  • Follow my orders if you want both of us to have a good time.

forced intoxication lilithNow that we’ve got everything straight, what do you think? It’s really that simple to have fun with me, if you know what to expect. Now the question is would you actually call me for forced intox or are you too much of a pussy? If you have the resources, contact me. Only if you are willing to follow my orders and let me do what I will with you. I want to see how far I can push you before you explode or pass out, whichever cums first!

 

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Drunk slut phone sex

by clarity on July 8, 2015

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Bring the alcohol and let’s make this a fucking party! I wouldn’t mind being your drunk slut tonight. Let loose and have some fun with me, babe. I’ve got the shot glasses handy. The music is on. It’s just me and you until your friends come over. I say we get our pregame drinking on before they all show up! What do you say? lol That’s a good sport! 😉 Now pour the whiskey. Bottoms up.

It’s not long before your friends are knocking at the door. There’s a whole gang of them! They’re pretty damn hot from what I can see too… I’m only a few shots in and the whiskey is causing me to get a little flirtatious. Fuck.. Not like the guys mind or anything! lol

I continue doing shots with all the men. So far I was the only girl there.. Turns out I would be the only girl there the whole night. My drunk mouth got me in trouble! I told the guys that I was a stripper. So what do they do next? Demand that I give a lap dance! Never would I want to disappoint, hahaha So I gave my only friend there a lap dance while the other guys watched. This was after I had another shot of whiskey, of course. By the end of the night I was used like a good drunk slut by every man in the room.

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Drugged sensual domination phone sex…

by haize on June 10, 2015

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Mmmm… looks like your little babygirl passed out! It must have been from the snooze pill I slipped in her drink, Lol. Too bad for her.. you and me are going to have some fun tonight! Let’s do something extreme. I am one of those ‘anything goes’ type of bitches. I really don’t care how depraved we get! The nastier and uncensored then the better in my humble opinion. 😉 I want to dominate you but with a sick and sensual twist… I really do think that you’re going to love this… Your sweet little one is passed the fuck out and the more we both stare at her, well, the more we want her! Isn’t that true? I know she’s getting me hot for sure, haha. I would really like it if you just listened to me while you eye her body from head to toe.. She really is pleasing to look at. Makes me wanna touch my cunt. I can already tell that you want her the more we watch her lie there sleeping soundly on the ground. Yummy. The little one NEEDS your cock and you can definitely give it to her! I will even help guide it inside her pink slit. Let’s do this. I am ready for one nasty adventure. You can do sensual domination phone sex with Haze…

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Age Play Phone Sex

by Ginger on May 29, 2015

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My oldest loves to dress sexy like her Mom. So we went and bought her some new clothes sleazy halter tops and short little booty shorts for her first night of work. I had her waitress and shake her little ass for some kick ass tips. I can’t wait to tell you all about what I had her doing by the end of the night. She made her own way when she got her ass grabbed and tities licked. She asked Mommies permission and of course I allowed her to make that money and use what Mama gave her and taught her. I know you want to hear the rest of the sleazy age play stories I have to tell you about my bar back sex life.

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Drunk phone sex lets do it.

by Kitten on May 15, 2015

Let me tell when the best sex I had was drunk phone sex.  I love getting calls for all horny men drunks make the best callers.  When you’re so intoxicated, you will do anything to get your nut off.  I will make you do the nastiest thing.  So grab that dick and let’s have some masturbation fun.

I want to do something embarrassing.  Get 2 balloon and fill it up with warm water now put your cock in between I need you to pump it like your fucking my Drunk Phone Sextight ass.  Grope those puppies and fuck them hard.  Now stop put a little bit of lube on them and slide that cock right back in.  Tell me how does my wet cunt feel?   I am going to finger myself just like your stroking can you hear my slutty ass purr I want to cum just like you do hard and fast.  Keep stroking but think of other things you can fuck maybe one of those fake pussies?  I want to hear you pumping that inebriated dick.  I need you to know how tight i am and how when your done you would have ruined me for all others.  Don’t cum yet when  you think you are about ready to stop put them down.  I want you to go over to the window and find something that makes you fucking hot.  Could it be the next-door neighbor?  Think about her just lying there butt naked  while you stroke that cock right in front of her.  Hear the words take me like a man.  Pretend your sliding a finger in that cunt tasting her. 

Now go grab a towel I want you to run around your house naked saying kinky kitten is going to make me cum.  Cover yourself and go back in.  Assume the previous position put those puppies back around your dick.  I love dirty talk so tell me what a fucking whore I am to make you do all this sick shit while you beg for then drunk phone sex.  Fuck those fuckers hard I am begging you to cum for me and right when you do I will make you clean it all up that’s right clean it up like a bitch

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Orgy phone sex couple swap!

by kaycee on May 14, 2015

Have I got a deal for you?  I have an opening in my couple’s orgy phone sex swap.  It’s an ultra-secret club.  Where I host and control massive orgies every week.  We all get fucked and then swapped for some erotic group play.

We start with a good fashion game of pass the buck each brings a favorite bottle of booze and then have a shot glass and pass the buck.  After about three Orgy Phone Sexrounds, we are ready to start.  I begin with sliding my hand up the kinkiest outfit and when it’s all wet, the men jump up to get a taste and whoever gets the first lick starts the couples orgy phone sex swap.

Brian is the first he takes his first slut brings her back to his partner and fucks them both.  Nothing is hotter than two hoes on one dick don’t you think.  Leslie sucks his cock clean after he fucks the slut and then Leslie is passed to the next man to be fucked hard and treated like a whore.  Before you know they are all little  slutty erotic fucks.  I walk through slapping asses making sure all these cunts are getting fucked and satisfying every cock they touch, the best they can.  Time to time I slide myself in and get my pussy fucked just like a fucking whore.  Someone has to make sure that these men are getting their money worth.

I love standing on my balcony watching this orgy phone sex swap happen all those moaning cunts and big engorged cocks being drained.  Clothes thrown all over the floor and the pungent smell of sex and sweat filled the room.  Sometime I still look back and see I was just one of the sluts and now I’m in control of all this.

When all these sweaty bodies are done it pleases me to see them hugging and begging them to come back next week.

So get your applications in now positions are filling fast.

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Drunk and drugged phone sex!

by Isabel on May 6, 2015

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Drunk Phone Sex and Swimming Lessons

by ireland on May 2, 2015

 

Drunk phone sexWhat does Drunk Phone Sex have to do with Swimming Lessons you may ask? Usually, not a fucking thing, but in this case I will tell you.  I do weird shit because I’m not right in the head.  Never have been, never will be.  I have come to love myself the way I am, I hate those fucking meds, so I do not take them.  The drooling zombie look is just not my thing.  So, there I was, minding my own business splashing around in the ice cold water. The water hurt because it was so cold, but that is why I went in in the first place.  Nothing like a little self inflicted pain to make you feel alive is what I say.  All of a sudden I hear the most annoying voice yelling to ask if I am okay.  WTF? Of course I’m okay, if I’m not dead, then yeah, I’m okay you stupid fuck.  

Then, about three of these tards came running down to the beach.  Ruined my whole fucking day.  Put a blanket around me then made a bonfire.  Oh god, it was like hanging out with some lame assed sorority sisters.  They never shut up.  I heard the following along with other mind numbing phrases, “like…” “OMG…” “Bae…” I thought my brain was going to explode! Make it fucking stop already!! I stood up and started to walk up the beach to leave when I heard that same squeaky, ear splitting annoying voice asking me if I wanted to have a beer after I got dressed.  Hold up…alcohol? Why yes, and thank you. 

You know what I like about drunk people? You can talk them into anything.  After they were totally wasted, I got undressed and started back to the water.  Of course, they followed.  Laughing, shouting, yelling when the cold water hit their feet.  It was the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  They needed to be stopped, what if their idiotic nature ruined the world or something.  You know like the butterfly effect? Except it was with dumb phrases that weren’t even close to being words used in the proper manner.  Things like that spread at the speed of light.  It could go on no longer.  

There in the dark, with the sound of the waves crashing against the jetty, I yanked those annoying bitches under the water’s icy touch.  I held them down until they stopped moving, one by one. Too drunk to get away or to fight, they were helpless, but I was not.  I went back to the bonfire, drank the rest of the beers and watched them float over the waves.  Pale pieces of ocean garbage set adrift because they were too stupid to live.

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