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Happy VD day!

I just want to say happy Valentines Day to all my phone lovers! I sure hope to get fucked tonight LOL. Do It With Malice

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Don’t HATE us because we are beautiful! HATE us because we FUCKED your Valentine!

hahahaha and he came so fucking hard for us! I love fucking married guy’s and other girls boyfriends! There is so much cum to go around. mmmmmh gimmie sum!

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Happy Fuckin New Year!

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Necrophilia anyone?

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There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved


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Finger bang bang!

Normally I’d tell you, not much surprises me. I love it when I get calls that are out of the ordinary but surprises are few and far between. Naughty boy Rodney proved he could surprise me with his phone call. He sang the “Finger Bang” song to me in the voice of Cartman, lol! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! Rodney, you are one funny fucker! He also proved he likes it as nasty as I do. Oh yeah baby. I love love love it Nasty! They don’t call me Nasty Niki for nothing!

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True Blood

Ok I LOVE it. I admit it, but I was disappointed with the season finale. I’m glad Mary Ann is dead (crazy bitch), but I think they drew it out a little to much and they could of put more “storyline” in there. Then at the very end…. you know Sookie would of said yes in a HEARTBEAT. Only on TV or HBO rather. Well that’s my 2 cents.
Expect to see your favorite purrfect girls on more, now school is back in session and you guys have all thie J/O time. I expect to get a call from you!!!!! Talk soon Love Elle
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I need a good stalker

I bet you really feel “loved” when you have a psycho stalker, stalking your ass. I think the attention would be fun! I love a committed man, either to the stalking or the psyche ward lmao. i walk outside of my house… there he is waiting outside my house, I give him a little wave “hi baby!” He follows me, to run errands, I know he is always there, lurking, looking, daydreaming of what sex with me would be like. That makes me feel sexy! I go to the Movies with some friends, we have our drinks and popcorn, I look around the theater, ah there you are, sitting a few rows behind me, hoping to hear what I say. When I leave my friends I see you left a love note on my car, and it looks like you licked my car window, your so horny!!!!
I had a stalker who fucking LICKED my car window. He would call me and call me, follow me, send me letters, finally I had to keep track of everything he did and get a restraining order…. I do miss the aggravater . Blair more than just a SHEMALE…. drives men to STALK!
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Personally…. I love facial hair!

I wonder how you would look in a mustache baby….. Ace
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Be Careful What You Wish For…

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HAPPY LONG WEEKEND, CALL AND FUCK US HARD WEEKEND~ 30 MINS FOR $50.00~

I have some JOKES……. Happy Holiday…. Summer is here, let’s party and fuck our asses off!

Interesting - I never knew this!

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal
immigrants” and add a few more letters, it spells out: ‘Fuck off and
go home you benefit grabbing, kid producing, violent, non-English
speaking cocksuckers and take those hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb
making, goat fucking, mutton eating, smelly rag head bastards
with you.’

How weird is that??

Five tips for a woman….

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn’t lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other

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