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Why beat off to just the internet… FUCKING PHONE-SEX is just like LIVE PORN! You can beat off AND hear ME play with my pussy 
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Song one of my callers shared with me by Emilie Autumn
Miss Lucy had some leeches
Her leeches liked to suck
And when they drank up all her blood she didn’t give a …
Funny when the doctors
Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they should go to bloody …
Hello to the surgeon
With scalpel old and blunt
He’ll tie you to the table then he’ll mutilate your …
Come it’s nearly teatime
The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until there’s no one left a …
Lively little rodents
Are eaten up by cats
We’re subject to experiments like laboratory …
Rats I’ve dropped a teacup
How easily they break
I’m on my hands and knees until I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing
We’ve only just begun
We have no anesthesia
It’s eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you
Before you try again
The tests are all invented by a lot of filthy …
Mentally hysteric
She’s failed the exam
Don’t bother telling Lucy for she doesn’t give a …
Damn that nitrous oxide
For when you can’t escape
They say the surgeons oft commit a murder or a …
Razor-blades are rusty
And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate your legs you’d better …
Run and fetch the chemist
A patient’s feeling sad
She’s been in chains for ages and she isn’t even …
Madness is a nuicanse
And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter may become a raving …
Lunatics are dangerous
And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children
With brains the size of squirrels
Lets give clitoridectomies to all the little …
Girls are helpless trasures
That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table for the doctors to in-
Speculums are super
And stirrups all the rage
So speard a lady’s legs then put her back into her …
Cage of naked crazies
The surgeon’s here to bleed
The doctors all are learned men and some can even …
Reading can be risky
For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good to poison, leech and …
Purging is a penance
Phlebotomy’s a chore
No need to sterilize the tools we never did be-
Fore the night is over
Before you go to bed
They’ll take a hammer and a nail and jam it in your …
Headstones in the courtyard
And statues in the park
Are not for the insane
Just leave them rotting in the D A R K
Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark
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NEVER irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe…
Thus endeth the lesson.
Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, hands him a menu.
“I’m sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order from there.”
A little curious, the owner walks over to a dirty pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man’s table and hands it to him.
The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. “Ah, yes, that’s what I’ll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes.”
“Unbelievable! ” In the kitchen, the owner exclaims to his wife Theresa, who is also the cook, and tells her what has just happened.
A few days later the blind man returns, and the owner brings him a menu.
“Sir, remember me? I’m the blind man.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. I’ll go get you a dirty fork.” The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, “That smells great, I’ll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli.”
In disbelief, the owner tells his wife Theresa that the next time the blind man comes in he’s going to test him.
The blind returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, “Theresa, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man.”
Theresa does it and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man sits down, the owner is ready.
“Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you.”
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,
“Hey, I didn’t know that Theresa works here?”
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple
scotch. The barman gives it to him and he gulps
in down in one swoop. “Hey buddy, you must be
having it rough. What’s up with you?” says the
bartender
“Well, I got home early from work last night and
found my wife and my best friend in bed with each
other!”
“That’s terrible pal, the next drink is on the
house.” So the bartender gives him another triple
scotch and again he gulps it down. “If you don’t
mind me asking, what did you say to your wife?”
“I told her I’ve had enough and I want a divorce!”
“Good for you! You said the right thing. So what
did you say to your best friend?”
“Well, I walked up to him, looked him straight in
the eyes and said… …BAD DOG!”
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The Body Parts Meeting!
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge. The brain said “I do all the thinking so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The eyes said “I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The hands said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The stomach said: “I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we’d starve. So I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
The legs said: “Without me we wouldn’t be able to move anywhere. I’m the most important and I should be in charge.”
Then the rectum said: “I think I should be in charge.” All the rest of the parts said: YOU?!! You don’t do anything! You’re not as important as we are, surely! You can’t be in charge!”
So the rectum closed up… After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy. They all agreed that they couldn’t take any more of this and agreed to put the rectum in charge.
What’s the moral of the story?
You don’t have to be the most important to be in charge…just an asshole!
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