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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ - She is a
‘ BREASTED AMERICAN.’

2. She is not ‘EASY’ - She is
‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a
‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a
‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes
‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ - She is a
‘ LOW COST PROVIDER.’

You don’t have to politically correct here though big Daddy!!!! Love Savannah


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Happy Holiday’s

No need to worry my sexy girlfriends and I are taking good care of Santa before he starts his rounds this evening. He should be nice and Jolly by the time he reaches your door step. Now would be the time to ask for those special things you want because Santa knows all about being Naughty.

Merry Christmas to all.
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Happy Holiday’s from AleXXX

Here’s Hoping Everyone has a Safe and Happy Holiday Season. Merry Christmas to all.

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I love Santa ….


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“S” wanted to serve Princess Steffi and do ANYTHING I wanted…..so I made him lick my ass and suck on my toes.  That was just the start of our call……..he begged to taste my sweet young pussy but I just laughed at him and told him he was crazy if he thought he was worthy of my hot cunt!!! I put on my big black strap-on and made him get on his knees like a dirty little bitch while I fucked his hot little mouth.  I slapped his face with that cock and pinched his nipples, HARD, he was screaming like a little pussy from the pain and all I could do was laugh…here is a man, old enough to be my dad and he is licking my ass and doing everything I say!! I loved it!  Are you ready to be my little bitch? While I have this strap-on close by, why don’t you call me and I can fuck your little pussy after you suck my big hard cock to get it wet and ready.


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My list for Santa….

D I C K !
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Whatcha dewin for Turkey Day? I will be here phone bonein, so call me!

White meat, dark meat
You just can’t lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I’ll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Love Kendall



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