Love is a temptation
That starts with a sensation
When a guy stick’s his location
In a girls destination
To increase the population
For the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration???
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I’ll make you cum
I’ll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Moving up and down
Slowly but firmly
We’ll move the ground
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Would Have Never Happened
If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I’ll fill you with cream
Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her at the end of the block
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or getting paid
Everyone likes getting laid
Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!
Roses are red
Tires are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back
Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
I’ll be the six
If you’ll be the nine.
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by jane on April 20, 2012
Today is like national fucking weedhead day. No really, Google 4:20 . A real holiday that deserves to be celebrated in style.
Me and my girl Ramsey have decided we are going to smoke more trees than any national forest could supply today, or at least try.
Now smoking weed makes us both horny as fuck so we are going to need the help of all you dirty pervs. We need some twisted & nasty dicks to celebrate the weedhead day with! So light up a joint, blunt, bong etc with trees, weed, marijuana, maryjane what the fuck ever you wanna call it and lets smoke out while twerping our pussies and you jackin your dick!
Tonight only with Jane & Ramsey!
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Double high and double twats!
20 minutes for $60
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I am not even gonna lie. Its noon on friday and I am FUCKED UP! One of my favorite party dudes called me last night and omfg I did more lines than I care 2 remember. So being I have zero ability to be coherent right now I will keep it motherfuckin short n sweet. Trivia tonight at 11pm EST tonight with me hosting. I will not be sober so I make no promises on quality of questions but we sure will have one good fuckin time!
Hoping all of you showed up blitzed like me!
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My favorite twisted bitch Jane is hosting Trivia Night in the Purrfect Chatroom tomorrow night at 11pm est. You don’t wanna miss this shit cus Jane is one fucked up crazy party ho so it is gonna be a wild time! Her trivia is about all things alcoholic so study hard boys cus the prize is free pussy! If you win you’ll get a free 10 minute call with any girl in the room. Even if you don’t win the room will be chock fulla hos to play with so cum play with us!
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by jane on March 28, 2012
What will I do while I am amped up on some coke? That list would take years and years to say. What won’t I do while I am zonin’ on some dust? That list is actually very short. The only thing I won’t do while high is…. want to come down. EVERY THING else is fair game. I get so freakin horny when I am partying a nuclear bomb could hit my house and I wouldn’t want to stop suckin and fuckin or rubbin my pussy. It is almost a obsessive-compulsive thing really. Some times I rub my pussy so much it gets raw and hurts but I am so high I can’t stop, nor do I want to.
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by jane on February 24, 2012
I have decided I want to get prego again. I love having milk in my breasts and getting to breast feed. I love having that extra source of income in the form of my daughters sweet little underaged money maker. I actually loved when I was knocked up because I was horny all the fucking time and guys love prego pussy.
The downfall is trying to figure out how to pass piss tests while prego. When I was knocked up with my current daughter they found cocaine in my urine during one of my prenatal exams. They called HRS on me and it was just a big mess. Does anyone know of anything that could help me have clean piss tests by chance? I certainly can’t give up partying just to be prego…..
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by jane on February 10, 2012
I am laying in my bed with my mirror of snow on one side of me and my daughter sucking on my tit on the other side of me. My pussy is dripping wet and you are on top of me fucking the hell out of me. I don’t even mind when you stop occasionally to snort a quick line. I don’t know if my pussy is wetter from you fucking me or my little girl nursing my tit. I imagine its probably a combination of both. I think to myself that this is the fucking life as I lean over to snort another line.
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by jane on January 21, 2012
I am 21 years old, and have been told I sound WAY younger than that. I am clarifying this because if you are looking for some old dried up sounding mommy I am not her. 
Now that we have that out of the way…. is it time to party yet? I just spent the last few days stuck around family and SOBER. Me sober is not a happy Jane. So today I am going to be doing 2 very specific things, getting high and masturbating. Plus at some point my daughter will be back home from visiting her dad and I can bury my tongue up in her tiny little cunny between bumping lines. LITTLE GIRL CUNNY ! So fucking yummy…. MMMMmmmmmmm!
If you are looking for a young mommy with a side of skanky ~~ give me a call!
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by jane on January 11, 2012
He laid out a big fat line of dust on the counter with this wicked grin on his face. I knew that he knew that I was completely sober and not very happy about that fact. I also knew my dealer wasn’t giving me a big free fat line like that either. Its not rocket science to me what he wants either. He tells me all the time he can ALWAYS get some ho like me to suck his dick, I am worthless to him. What he wants is to look down and see my little girls smiling pretty face looking up at him while she nurses on the head of his dick.
I look at the line he laid out for me and I laugh out loud, letting him know he is going to have to give up more than that to get my little girls lips wrapped around his dick tonight….
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by jane on December 10, 2011
Ok yeah I am a sick individual. I have my little girl’s Barbie doing lines. Its amazing what entertains me when I am blitzed. Hahaha. So this picture made me think of a fantasy.
…………..This girl was picking on my daughter at school. No one picks on my daughter! So I decide to invite the little girl over to a party but the surprise is she is the only one I invited. She comes wandering up the driveway with a pretty present for my daughter and all I can do is laugh.
As soon as she walks in the door I grab her and pull a pillow case over her head and let my little daughter beat the shit out of this little Princess-wanna-be underage bitch. My daughter goes to town on this bully girl and is wailing on her something fierce. I have to pull her off of the girl and decide to have a little fun with her. I drag her to my little coffee table I party on and smoosh her face down to the line I had all prepped to do and make her sniff it up her nose. Now the girl is like putty in my hands. Drooling out the corner of her mouth and eyes rolling back in her head. Now I think its time to call my brother over to have some fun with this little chick……..
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by jane on December 2, 2011
When I am getting high I get so fucking HORNY. Things I have never really thought about suddenly start turning me on. For example my mom starts looking extra super hot when I am fucked up. I bet her mommy cunt takes fabulous. What I really want to do is suck on your dick while you are slamming it in to her whorish fuckhole. In my fantasies my mom is always a fucking skanky whore.
Today my thoughts are heading a little more in the violent direction. Picture this. Me and you bomb rushing the college sorority house down the street. Late on a Friday night and they are having a little party. They are more than willing to partake in our little coke contribution we bring with us. So once they are all fucked up I pull out my pretty handgun and just pop off a round right in to the nearest bimbo cheerleader’s skull. So here we are with 1 gun and 12 coed whores left to play with.
We put them all in a row, laying side by side across the floor. You start out by cutting off all of their clothes and to show these bitches I mean business I walk up to the closest one and shove the barrel of my gun up her pussy and fuck the hell out of her with it. This is only the beginning of a very sadistic and nasty night or torture and chaos….
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by jane on November 18, 2011
The weekend is approaching and to me that only means one thing…PARTY TIME! Well I really pretty much party every day but the weekend is when the rest of the world joins me. Lots of horny perv’s wanting to get fucked up with me is a recipe for a good fucking weekend! Nothing turns me on more than to have a guy to talk to that is JUST as fucking horny as me and just as fucking high as me. Have you ever noticed the more fucked up ya get the hornier you get too?
I often get asked what are my poisons of choice and to be honest I can’t think of any I wouldn’t do. When you are wanting to get fucked up pretty much anything will work. Most of the time I like to do a little of this and a little of that.
Yanno like a bump of dust with a chaser of Vodka.
Or an X with a chaser or a joint.
Maybe a hit of hard with a chaser of another hit of hard.
So this weekend my goal is to get more fucked up than I have ever been before in life. Not sure exactly how fucked up that is gonna be….but I am determined to fucking get there.
So fucked up that I am so horny by the end of the weekend my pussy is in a coma from dehydration from squirting 23423423432423432 times.
Care to join me?
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