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I just want to say happy Valentines Day to all my phone lovers! I sure hope to get fucked tonight LOL. Do It With Malice
Do It With Malice
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A Blonde’s Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight..
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels……
Helllloooo!!!…….bottles won’t fit in printer !!!
March
Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. box said “2-4 years!”
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ….. power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid……wrong instructions….8 cups of
water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing…….couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition……..learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm….. car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is “C”…..isn’t it???
October
Hate M & M’s……..they are so hard to peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn’t call 911 . “Duh”…..there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
Daddy's Little Princess Charlotte
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I can’t get this song outta my head LOL song This is for all those FUCKING teenagers who are off school for Christmas Break, who don’t have FUCKING Credit cards. Using their parents phones, or calling PRIVATE. Some of them let me get all the way to my terminal and give me FAKE info, like I’m not doing anything all day or my time isn’t worth shit, just so they are entertained. If your not 21 don’t call us, we are TO nasty for you and it will make your teenage head explode! (I’d love to see that on video.) So if your underage and you DO insist on calling me and racking up my toll free number bill… THEN FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! Do it with Malice or don’t bother! MY BLOGS AND RANTS
Do It With Malice
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There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and shitty,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved
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I wonder how you would look in a mustache baby….. Ace
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Your Little Bad Girl Princess Isabel
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After seeing this picture I sure am GRATEFUL for my job LOL. Love Raven
Repeat after me……
I will NOT complain about my job!
EVER again!
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