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CRACK WHORE 4 SALE….

lana1 When i was much younger and before i came to this fucked up mental facility i would do anything to get high and to get fucked. And i do mean anything!! for instance one night i was walking down to the corner store for some smokes and as i came out the door there was several dope heads standing on the corner near the store and they began to shout nasty things at me and asked if i wanted to turnn some tricks for some dope. After a couple of invites from them begging me to come over where they were i decided to go on over..and find out how fucking high a slut like me could get with these ass-holes!!! Since my thing was crack and all pills it seemed as though they had both and i really love to smoke out as often as i can damn paying my bills i just love to get fucked up. And if i can suck dick and allow these crack-heads to gang-bang my ass to get my fix thats what i will be doin.. I can see why i ended up in this place for freaks but all crave is to be back on the streets selling my ass for that thing called crack!! call me and lets get fucked up!!!


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THEY CAN’T STOP MY FUCKING HABITS!!!!

lana These fucking ass-holes here at the mental ward want me to beg for some me time but little do they know i have always had a way to get out and get mine. Thats right all the cock and pussy my little heart desires! And these sick perverted guards are the ones that make it all possible. Every chance they get its me they beg to suck those hard cocks and so do the female officers they just love to be licking inside my creamy cunt and i really love that shit. So if these fuckers think they can stop me from having fuck time well piss on them. When they put me in here i told them i would always be fucked and thats what i need to exsist in this hell hole.. cum visit me!! P.L.E.A.S.E!!!


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LET LANA CONTROL YOUR COCKS!!!

cid_000a01c9fdce69fe8cf06401a8c0melissa75b0611Thats right i love sucking big creamy dripping wet cocks!! Just look at the way i lick and suck those huge fuckin cocks yummy!! My fucking whore of a mother really fucked me up as a child now i just want to fuck mens heads up and i mean that literally.. I want to punish your pathetic cocks first i will make you think i really like men then i will really show you fuck tards whose in charge. I was so used by all my moms filthy ass men now all i do is abuse all men and i love it enough said come try and get with this evil nasty cum drinking bitch if you have some back-bone!! i doubt that you do..


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STEP INTO MY TWISTED WORLD….LANA!!

cid_000a01c9fdce69fe8cf06401a8c0melissa75b0611 Its that time of year when all i can think about is how my dirty drugged out mother use to pimp my innocent little body out to all of her fucked up dealers for her drugs.. And how helpless i was back then. But now i have learned from all that bull-shit so instead of those freaks using me and forcing me to suck cocks and be fucked all day and nite i have turned the tables.. So what is that i do well let me tell you a little bit of my story!! Every since that bitch of a mother turned me out i have been plotting on how to get even and i now use men for my sick twisted games just when they think they have me i fucking rob them blind take all that they have and go on to my next victim. Thats right i call them victims because when i am finished with them they truley are a sad sight!!! I make them suck other men’s cocks and i watch them get butt fucked by all my big dicked black friends and they always end up begging me to give them more and i fucking love seeing them dirty old men get what they deserve!!! So if you think you can handle this mentally challenged bitch come get some i will be waiting….. Call at your own RISK!!!! LOL……


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GOBBLE GOBBLE INJECTION TIME!!!!

cid_001401c9fdce6a00fdf06401a8c0melissa75b06111 How much more can i take these fucking freaks in this place are even crazier than they say i am!!! today one of the aides tried to get me to inject his little tight ass with a turkey baster.. He promised me extra time in the rec room because he knows thats where i like to go meet my fuck partner and it’s been awhile since i have been over there so hell yeah i’m fucking hot and horny all i want to do is let out all this cream. So i told his ass to fucking bend over and i would give it to his sorrry sissy ass-hole good and deep with that damn turkey baster shit after all i really don’t give a flying fuck about poking his ass hard in fact i love to punish men like him they are pathetic losers!! And whenever i get the chance to fuck them over thats what i do after all they used me with the help of my drugged out mother she always sold me to the highest bidder. So now it’s my turn to fuck them over just like they did my little young cunt so today is going to be a damn good one for me.. come watch me inject that nasty little shit hole!!! let’s fuck them over togeather…


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MEN ARE FUCK SLAVES TO ME!! LANA

cid_001401c9fdce6a00fdf06401a8c0melissa75b0611 So here i sit in this dark ass cold mental ward and everyone around me is so full of shit. They seem to think i don’t know about the meds they are giving me and what it’s doing to me well i happen to know all about it and thats why i always push it under my tongue and i never swallow it!!! those ass clowns who do they think they are trying to cut off my sexual libido.. hell no i am not having that you see if i have to be here in this fucked up place then i will be sucking and getting fucked and making these nasty ass punk ass men pay!! my trick of a mom use to sell me and pass me around like i was a piece of meat well now i turned that shit around on all men i punish them treat them like the shit eating maggots they are… fuck them all and thats exactly why i do as much to fuck them up in the head as possible. So if any of you sick fucks want to go a round with me come on i dare you!!!


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MOMMY MADE ME THIS WAY….

cid_001401c9fdce6a00fdf06401a8c0melissa75b0611 Mommy dearest came to visit me this week-end and she had the fuckin nerve to ask me how i ended up in this fucking mental institution? And you can imagine how that fuck shit went over hell all she had to do was think back to all those fucked up things she made me do for money and all just to keep her high and loaded with money!! She has the nerve to stand there and ask me a question like that i truly wanted to spit in her face. I looked at her and said do you have any memory of what you made me do with all those drunk nasty men? Your so-called friends all the times you tied me up so they could shove their hard dripping cocks in my little mouth and how you watched them spray me in my face with all their cum? yeah i know you don’t want to remember that shit. Well because of that perverted shit thats the reason i’m locked in this fucking place.. And i hope you know that i don’t feel anything anymore only revenge i punish men when ever i get a chance!! like right now all i want is to find some man and rip his cock off in my mouth make him think i want it and then just punish him over and over like all those men did me well i am not a youngster anymore so all you mother-fuckers come on i promise to make you all pay!!!


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PAY-BACK IS SO MUCH FUN…

www Tonite i have planned a private party for men only the reason for it is so i can finally fuck them over like they did me every since i was a young girl. And when i say pay-back thats exactly what the hell i mean. I am going to get them all good and fucking drunk and make them feel right at home.. atleast thats what i want them to think.. fuck it they deserve all that i plan on doing to them and i hope they enjoy having big swollen cocks shoved down their throats!! and being ass raped by all my black men friends. And i can’t wait to hear them beg for the guy’s to stop!! But i will make sure they feel some of what i went through as a young girl.. So what if my mom was the one that let all them freak ass friends use me in order for her to get drugs and pay her other habits i will get great satisfaction watching them get fucked… and humiliated Oh and i will be filming their sorry pathetic asses. Watching them have those nasty little butt holes fucked and seeing all that hot cum shoot out all over them hell yeah i can’t wait until tonite!!!!


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INSANE SLUT ON THE LOOSE… LANA

www Once again here i am sitting here wanting to be fucked and have my sweet cunt licked but these fucking ass-holes won’t let me out of this nut house for just one nite. They keep telling me that it’s for my own good but i think they just don;t want to let me loose you see they know i will do some really fucked up shit if i get the chance to. So tonite i will show them how insane i really am all the other nuts in here are going to be my own personal sex slaves!!! and i do mean all of them even those sick perverted bitches this will teach them not to ever cross me again. MY MAMA TAUGHT ME WELL!! and i plan on getting what i crave so let the fucking begin!!!


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MID-NITE SNACK WITH LANA

werwe Its mid-nite and all the fuckin staff people here in this looney tune hospital have gone on their fucking breaks and some are just out-side smoking but here i am can’t sleep and horny as hell little do they know i have cum up with ways to get off real good in here. So i reach under my bunk and grab my homemade fuck toy oh yeah let me have some fun all by my-self i came up with this contraption to stimulate my clit and my cunt Mmm it’s going to feel so fuckin good and i just love it. right when i’m about to explode all my yummy cream a staff person enters my cell and all i could do was hide my toy. Damn almost got caught that time and when he notices me push my toy under my bed he comes over and looks under the bed and just starts laughing really hard it was’nt funny to me and the next thing i know he is standing in front of me with a very hard cock and he shoved it in my face well lets just say we had a cumming good time and he returned the favor by licking me good when i finally creamed all over his hard cock i was so satisfied and so was he. And he left and i wanted more so yes i pulled out my toy and played some more!!! do you want to play with me?? i know you do….


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