by MaryKate on March 13, 2012
The rabbit’s dead and I am horny as FUCK mother fuckers!! That’s right. You heard it here first. Trailer trash Marykate is knocked up again. That makes #5. I was planin on waitin nother year er so but I’m guessin those healthy swimmers had other plans for this girl. You know you can piss on those strips now afore you even miss yer bleedin?? My sweet lil bun in the oven will be done in bout 8 1/2 months. It’s gonna see lotsa cum before it gets here though cause when Im knocked up I just can’t stop fuckin.
Now I am callin all you horny mother fuckers to help me out. Get in line. Who wants ta fuck the knocked up slut first??? Imma homeschoolin now too so we will have us a audience with a cheerin section. Who wants ta be teachers helper first? These titties aint gonna milk themselves ya know.
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by MaryKate on December 21, 2011
What the fuck is wrong with people these days. I been tryin to get my fone fuck back on since my brother cut my fuckin phone lines cause he was jealous of my new boyfriend. So I call these MOTHERFUCKERS over and over fer a fuckin week and they keeps givin me the runaround actin like they dont know where i live an shit. I finally loaded all these little bastards up in the wagon and headed to town and raised holy hell. So I am talkin to the woman behind the counter and usin my best charm when out da corner a my eye I see 2 of the little motherfuckers climbing the Christmas tree in the office. I told her ewwwweeeee look at them lil bastards go! So anyways I am ready to get my fuck back on with you sick motherfuckers. I’m dressin these bitches up really cute in their xmas best just for you, sicko. Keep watchin you dont wanna miss it.
Anywho Merry Fuckin Xmas!
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by Quinn on November 17, 2011
One of my new daddies lives right next door to MaryKate in a brand new single-wide. Bein’ yesterday was hump day I went for my weekly visit. He told me all about MaryKate and her litter. WOW, I never seen a girl with that many before. Well, it seems before I met my new daddy he was over to MaryKates playin’ and guess what. He knocked her up again! He asked if I would be a good girl and throw her a little shower and I was more than happy to. I am the kinda girl that loves to please daddy. I don’t know when she is gonna pop but I swear when I was lickin’ someone was lickin back! All us young ones are gonna be there! It would be a good time to call us and see if MaryKate can play! Otherwise there are lottsa new girls around that need me to lick their little pussies.
There is something for everyone and get this daddies, we have a limited time only special.
Two girls for the price a one!
If you buy a 20 minute call. So what do you say, will you help me play with some of the new girls at MaryKate’s shower?
One of those girlies is gonna be givin’ you some FREE PHONE SEX
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by MaryKate on September 16, 2011
Man I been so fuckin bad all summer! I have been like the “Madame” of my trailer park. I got pussy out the yin yang, and not only my girls other girls too. You know i can’t go all into it here on the blog, but you fellers know what I mean and I know the kind a pussy you like so gimme a ring a ling and let’s talk some bit nezz…… do some Age Play Phone Sex up in herrr! Masturbate with MaryKate no need to go it alone! 
LOL
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by MaryKate on April 16, 2011
Hey ya’ll MaryKate here, aint been bloggin much cuz I been so busy FUCKIN. I had a awesome call with my man Earl last night, he always be callin me when he’s lookin at those naughty pics of little girls 
hehe. He said he been jackin for a hour calls me up and bam 5 mins he cums all over his sticky keyboard. Hahahaha Way to go Earl you know I love fucking your kinky ass, and sure I will fuck all you Earls out there!
I had the dude cum by earlier today a big ole black dude. He was a friend of my cousin Billie’s (she on purrfectly naughty) and he brought us some fardys (those big cans of beer) and we sat around talkin and drinkin, any way he talked me into puttin on my cousins catholic school girl skirt, her whole little outfit actually, I did it of course! I am not one to shun a dare! I love to be spontaneious or howevah ya say it. So I slipped it on and it was fuckin tight and short. Ive lost all my baby weight, I reckon it’s time for me to get knocked up again, any of you fella’s want the task? hehe 
Anyhoo I got this outfit on and me and dude is gettin really loaded, finally he said, “you got red hair on that cunt of yours?” I said “yeah … when I lets it grow out! I sure do” He said “Id rather be dead than red on the head.” then he laughed his fucking ass off. 
He siad he and his friends used to say that to a lil boy at school. I smacked him in the head and we giggled. He took my skirt and lifted it and took a look for hm self, mmmmy I got down on that big ole black dick and then he fucked the tar outta me. Thanks dude, and you keep on cummin back now ya hear? Masturbate with MaryKate
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by MaryKate on December 31, 2010
Thanks all you PEDO Daddy’s! Let’s do it again this year! MaryKate
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by MaryKate on December 20, 2010
My GRAMPY is here fer the Holiday’s and he has an OLD DICK! He always grins and say’s “OLD DICKS need young chicks!” and chases us round the trailer, me and the girls run but we let Grampy catch us cuz her sure knows how to lick and suck my “Hairy Manilow” that’s what he calls our pussy. Grampy has TONS of names fer cunt, he has been around along time and he been callin it alot of names, they funny too like; “gimmie that gutted hamster!” or “crotch cobbler”, “I’m hungry fer some; Twat waffle or Tuna taco, trout basket, meat muffin” He calls our pussy so many names my kids repeat the shit at school it makes fer fun times im sayin! “Leme lick that Under Demple, or Red Haired Lass. Grampy sure knows how to fuck my Bone Yard and I let him in my Sperm Harbor any time he wants!
Hey I showed this pic to my kids, and they cried, lmao! Masturbate with MaryKate! 
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by elle on December 14, 2010
MaryKate just had her fourth baby, and she will be back on the phones today. She had another girl her name is Shayla. Her niece er cousin whatever Billie was there to help at the hospital and everyone is home safe and she is “ready to get my PEDO fuck ON!” as she so eloquently put it. I’m sure glad everything came out alright, since this was her fourth it happened before she even knew it… They were at the trailer doing calls and BAM the baby was born lol Congrats MaryKate and you too Billie on your very first delivery. Merry Christmas to all! Sinfully Elle
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by MaryKate on November 24, 2010
AINT THIS cute?????
Those of you who KNOW me KNOW I alway’s say… Happy _____ <-(whatever holiday it is) MOTHERFUCKERS! You can plainly see it on my blog. So Happy Turkey Day MOTHERFUCKERS. Cuz if you be callin me then thats what you BE! Im a Mama and you fuck me so there puddin pie. I hope every ones got some real good plans fer tomorrow, we gonna be movin and a groovin out here in phone sex trailer land. I’m workin late tonight, cuz all you horny pedos are up late, Call me now pedo daddy. masturbate with MaryKate
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by MaryKate on October 26, 2010
Me and my caller H get it on baby! He cums ovah the trailer park early before work and has a hard ass pedo dick for me and the kiddies. His deal is he likes to eat CREAM PIES! I had another friend of mine spend the night last night so I woke with his cummy cream pie all up inside of my cunt. H knew it by the way I walked to get the door, then yelled “cum on in, I don’t wanna stream of cum all down my leg!” He came in and got up in my cunt and slurrped all that fuck jiz right outta my fuck hole. mmmmmh it felt good! He got hard as a fuckin rock dewin that so he put it in my oldest girl and banged her pussy for a while, bareback of course! He got off all up in her while we watched and then he went down and slurpped his creamy fuck jiz outta her fuck hole. He swallowed some of it but he spit the rest of it in my baby girls mouth…. nasty fucker! I LOVED IT! Cum on and get your filthy fuck on player! Masturbate with MaryKate
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by MaryKate on September 8, 2010
That’s the sign I saw at my local “Road Kill Cafe” we went to this morning for a really great breakfast! I took the kiddies (they eat for 2.95) and my Daddy. mmmmh I could eat Daddy all morning, he gots a nice FAT sausage I wouldn’t mind eatin! Let’s put some milk gravy on his sausage and call it a PARTY! lol
My oldest girl Riley got so excited there at the “RK cafe” that she wet her panties! They brought out some hair ribbons and assecories we just couldn’t look away! I had a fur coat one time, it was a fake, but…. women would always say; “Do you know how many animals had to die for you to get that coat?” I’d just say; “Do you know how many dicks I had to suck to get this coat?” lmao they’d shut the fuck up then! I’d say… “it’s fake! And what this situation need is a whole lot more of you SHUTTING THE FUCK UP!” My kids would just laugh, they alway’s laugh when I gotts to yell at folks.
So I took a pic of the menue with my phone yeah I gots some techie in me… you want some? hahaha I’m a regular comedian today *slappin my right knee* I also bought one of the hair things for Riley, she wore it home and still has it on. I’m gettin them ready for nap time and there’s nutin that put’s us to sleep like a good orgasm! You wanna call and give us one or five? Masturbate with MaryKate
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by MaryKate on August 30, 2010
My brother Jr. was here fer a visit, he so totally got his pedo/incest fuck on haters! I tell ya I didn’t think he was gonna EVER finish cummin! He totally approved of my “DAYCARE” and all the strange he could get there! I can’t even talk about how nasty this prick is here in my blog, but I can sure tell ya’ll ovah the phone Masturbate with MaryKate
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