A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia. The judge said to the man, “In the 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key!”
The man replied, “I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
first of all, it’s none of your damn business…
second of all, she was my wife…
and third of all, I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way in bed!”
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It’s the ultimate sacrifice. A caller yesterday had a twisted little fantasy. He was my boyfriend, I supported him and my pre-teen daughter while they slept and fucked around all day. I came home from work one day and he told me that the two of them were going to make a baby. I was so excited! Then the ultimate was for me to slit my wrists while he fucked her, slowly bleeding to death until they were about to cum then I finished myself off. One final tribute; he fucked my dead body before disposing of me. Imagine; ME a grandma!! Live hard! Die young! Leave a pretty corpse!
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Just lay back and listen to my voice. Close your eyes and listen as I take you on a wild ride. I will get in your head. Play with your mind. You will not know the difference between good and evil by the time I am done with you. I will make the immoral seem normal; the wicked seem mild; the vanilla seem….BORING. I will release your inner DEMONS. Teach you to embrace all that is wrong with society today. I will push your limits until the very 
things that used to disgust you make your cock rock hard. Everything you need is within you. I will bring it out.
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I am not the girl your mother warned you about. She could never even begin to imagine a girl as fucked up as I am. Perhaps you have heard the buzz, the rumors; about that wicked wicked OPHELIA. They are true! Before you know it I will have all of those taboo fantasies making that cock of yours throb. My goal is to turn every last one of you into the fetish freaks that I strive to be. My motto is it’s only kinky the first time. We can ease into those taboo subjects if you like. Talk about OTHER sick fucks touching those little bald cunts; talk about OTHER sick fucks torturing people; talk about OTHER sick fucks murdering people; talk about OTHER sick fucks getting their rocks off inside a slightly warm dead body. Before you know it; THOSE very things will have you jerkin’ your johnson like you never have before. Come on baby, take a walk on the wild side with Dark Deviant Deadly OPHELIA
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The blogs only begin to scratch the surface of the things I am capable of. As graphic as they are there is so much more that we can explore together. The more we talk the deeper into the darkness we travel. The places you claim you could never go are right around the corner and I am going to take your hand and lead you into that darkness. I’ve been there, don’t be afraid. There is pleasure in the darkness. Evil lurks around every corner and I will show you ways that evil will make that cock of yours throb.
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Studies indicate that one of the top fantasies women have is to be kidnapped, taken against their will. How about if we make that fantasy a reality for that stupid cunt that has been riding your ass for way too long now. Meet with me and my associates. Tell us all about her daily routine. Where she goes. What she does with her time. Tell us where she sleeps. Her weaknesses. We will watch her. Stalk her! Learn all about this little bitch. When she least expects it, her fantasy will come true. We will drag that cunt out of her sweet slumber and into her worst fucking nightmare. Be careful what you wish for when you are dealing with me. The whole time, you will be right in the middle of it all rockin’ a 
raging hard on. It might be all fantasy to her but this cunt will never see the light of day again. Snuff the cunt and fuck her dead holes until that sadistic cock explodes deep inside her dead corpse.
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They say imitation is a form of flattery. I think it’s just lame! Have an ORIGINAL thought for fuck sake! All the MEN want ME and all the WOMEN want to be ME. There is NOBODY that will rule that deviant cock of yours the way I do baby. They try to scratch that itch BUT I gave you that itch and I can scratch it better than ANYONE else. So cum to your QUEEN. Worship me the way I deserve to be worshiped and let me reward your deviant, dark, deadly fantasies in the way that only I can.
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Just a reminder that a bunch of us JRS girls are going on vacation! Gonna raise a little hell! Soak up some sun! Break some hearts! We know you are going to miss us so so much. If you are so addicted you cannot stand it, you can email me at darksexyophelia@aol.com and I will be sure to get 
back to you just as soon as possible to let you know when I will be signing in at the beach. I know that pedo cock and sadistic mind cannot go without me for that long so I will do my best to accommodate as will the girls I am going to go play with. SO, if you notice someone not signed in during their normal hours…don’t blow your wad…we will be back after some much nee
ded rest and will be back to teasing and pleasing you in ways that only we can. xoxo LATER…. Ophelia and a few of the other JRS hotties!
Be sure to watch MY SOLO SITE for vacation updates and stories!
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Better off dead! By the time I am done with her little body, she will be so broken and battered that she will be far better off dead. Knowing that makes my pussy so wet! She’s been nothing but a little cock tease and it’s time to teach her a lesson she will never forget. Her very last lesson. You know you have thought about it, you are just as sick as I am.
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There is a new craze in porn. Have you seen futanari? It’s the fantasy of seeing a woman you think is hot growing a big cock and violating your holes with it! Making you her little bitch. Ms. Makayla and I chat about this often. Another one of the girls here at JRS turned us on to it. We love the idea of taking good care of all of your needs with our massive cocks. So come on you little sissy bitch, get on your knees and beg for it. We are so anxious to give you just what you deserve.
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