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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings,
we simply continue to fly on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.
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I’ve always liked MJ, I thought his music changed the world, it sure changed music for me! I didn’t really realize I would miss him until he was gone. I thought OMFG Farrah is dead and I love hair, charlies angles, makeup, burning bed, flex shampoo you name it her poster in the 70’s was a teenage boy’s room STAPLE! She was hot! When she passed first I was like awwww. Then that afternoon when MJ died I had the E channel on here and watched the whole thing unfold. Reminded me of the OJ ride totally televised, but there I was stuck like chuck! I’m a lot older than I seem I guess, even a lot older than I feel. Back to MJ
I really think those kids of his are sheltered little baby’s. I used to think that MJ had some pedo tendencies, but you know now I think those people were just after his money. Even that Debbie wife of his said he was a good dad. I think this guy just didn’t know when to say when. It seems like when it came to publicity and celebrity he was willing to put out those bizarre stories to keep himself in the headlines. That’s SAD! I think his Dad Joe really fucked him up man! He is a headcase. This guy has 9 kids and Brooke Sheilds Mom’s them to death, remember that skank? Jesus! Back to MJ, it is so wild that now he is dead he is worth money, I just realized how much ESTATES make recently when I heard something about Elvis’s estate. Wow WEIRD Kevin Bacon 6 degrees of seperation moment
I need a smiley with fangs, call me so I can bite you….HARD!

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You wanna look like THIS guy? Yeah I didn’t think so. But I DO know you like to make Me happy!!!! So click the red, white, n blue banner right below, and no body will get hurt. Well that’s a lie alot of people will be hurt anyway but MAYBE I won’t disfigure your face, unless that’s of course what your in to.

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I’m done with my taxes, finally, but it takes me a while to sort through all the mess and get it to my CPA. She does them and sends them off with a big check from me. I need to find more things to deduct, I was reading where this guy deducted a in ground pool as a medical expense. He had to go to tax court but they gave him the deduction, lucky bastard. Maybe I can write off all my PORN, call it “field research” or something. I am ADDICTED to porn… and if I could write it off that would be a sizable deduction right there.
*LIGHTBULB* I need to remind myself to call my CPA so I can start printing and saving receipts now
Happy FUCKING Tax Day. Sinfully Elle

Sinfully Elle
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I can’t get this song outta my head LOL song This is for all those FUCKING teenagers who are off school for Christmas Break, who don’t have FUCKING Credit cards. Using their parents phones, or calling PRIVATE. Some of them let me get all the way to my terminal and give me FAKE info, like I’m not doing anything all day or my time isn’t worth shit, just so they are entertained. If your not 21 don’t call us, we are TO nasty for you and it will make your teenage head explode! (I’d love to see that on video.) So if your underage and you DO insist on calling me and racking up my toll free number bill… THEN FUCK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! Do it with Malice or don’t bother! MY BLOGS AND RANTS

Ok I LOVE it. I admit it, but I was disappointed with the season finale. I’m glad Mary Ann is dead (crazy bitch), but I think they drew it out a little to much and they could of put more “storyline” in there. Then at the very end…. you know Sookie would of said yes in a HEARTBEAT. Only on TV or HBO rather. Well that’s my 2 cents.
Expect to see your favorite purrfect girls on more, now school is back in session and you guys have all thie J/O time. I expect to get a call from you!!!!! Talk soon Love Elle

Sinfully Elle
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I bet you really feel “loved” when you have a psycho stalker, stalking your ass. I think the attention would be fun! I love a committed man, either to the stalking or the psyche ward lmao. i walk outside of my house… there he is waiting outside my house, I give him a little wave “hi baby!” He follows me, to run errands, I know he is always there, lurking, looking, daydreaming of what sex with me would be like. That makes me feel sexy! I go to the Movies with some friends, we have our drinks and popcorn, I look around the theater, ah there you are, sitting a few rows behind me, hoping to hear what I say. When I leave my friends I see you left a love note on my car, and it looks like you licked my car window, your so horny!!!!
I had a stalker who fucking LICKED my car window. He would call me and call me, follow me, send me letters, finally I had to keep track of everything he did and get a restraining order…. I do miss the aggravater . Blair more than just a SHEMALE…. drives men to STALK!

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