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FUN PHONESEX

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man said, “Okay” and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow.”


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POLITICS AND SODOMY

PLEASE GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!! Please vote, so we don’t have to take it in the ass for another 4 years!!!!!!! Plus I’m scared of that Palin chick, is anyone else? She doesn’t seem to know very much. (one of my callers turned me on to this porno, the chick kinda looks like her, its called “Who’s Nailin Palin.”)

It’s like who is the best out of all these scary people…. So I will vote and I will think “who is the best outta these?” The least one I am scared of, the least corrupted, and bought. Who can communicate with foreign governments so we can at least have PEACE? AND fuck this sagging economy!!! Our manager raised the priced then the stock market dropped and she didn’t have the heart to keep them there, fifty cents higher, we all felt EVERYONE has the right to wack it!!!! Times are hard but so am I right? I just hope that the person we elect has the ideas and know how to get our economy back on track! So FUCKING vote or don’t bitch!!!

Lets all put out the good vibes it’s gonna get better!!! Then run up to the polls and vote, it’s the least we could do for all those soilders overseas…. STILL. Do it with Malice


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I love My Daddy Steve!

I can NOT believe how horny he is, he calls me all day long while I am in class. Sometimes I can pick up but sometimes he just leaves me NASTY messages. I listen to them and rub my pussy when I am in the bathroom during class breaks. So I am gonna be 21 next month, I hope DS still wants me!!!! Here are those pictures I said I would show you dirty daddy! Luv Maddy


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So is we all ready to VOTE?

I AM, dang I never thought I’d see the day there’s  a Black Man in the office of Prezzz. I know my vote is going for him!!! So if you got something to say???? Then FUCKING VOTE!

Calls me I bet you can take out all your frustrations on lil Echo! I love being your lil black bitch! oooooh you know you wanna lay up on my fine ass booty! Cum on Daddy White Man, cum and getcha some of this tender little black pussy! <3 So fine and PINK inside!!!!


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I’m A Fucking Midget!

midget midg·et (mÄ­j’Ä­t)
n.
“A person of extremely small stature who is otherwise normally proportioned.  This word now considered offensive.”
I’m so sick of this “political correctness” bullshit!  So don’t tell me I’m a “little person” or that I am just “height challenged”.  I’m a fucking midget!  I love being this small!  I am right at cock level!!  What’s the down side??  I can be a part of SO many kinds of fantasies!  So if you like your pussy short, sweet, neat and petite, I’m your girl!  Let’s not leave out hot and horny too!

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Snuff Phone Sex….. Rape Phone Sex…… Extreme Age-Play…

There is no subject off limits to purrfect girls, ya know just 6 months ago if you Googled any of these topics and a whole lot more deviant shit Purrfectly Freaky or Purrfectly Naughty would cum right the fuck up. GIMMIE a couple weeks, I’m ready to FUCK THIS SHIT UP…….. AGAIN!


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what a bitch

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch…..

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Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it….

This is a really catchy song (pun intended) once you hear it you just sing it over and over. lol This is what I have to add to the kitty theme. MEOW Eva ;) the very best phone fuck of your entire life!  * My song*


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EUWWWWWWWW

This is so fucked up. Almost as disgusting as the “shitty asshole” I was emailed last night…. I swear! Wanna See it? I know JP would LOL!  <Kisses> from your local weirdo Sloan

If your bellybutton is an integral component of a tattoo……….

…….you might be a redneck.


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