No! I don’t mean the show, I am talking about the caller I had last night. He had just returned from the liquor store with a bottle of Jack. He told me how much he loved me (duh). I told him if he really loved me he needed to put his money where his mouth is and party with me. He busted open that bottle and got it started. After 4 shots and a few beers he was feeling no pain…yet…lol. I sent him into his bedroom to slam his ballsack in his dresser drawer. HE DID IT! I laughed so hard at his sorry ass. OMG I decided he wasn’t drunk enough just yet and listened while he continued to drink beer and shots. I decided he needed a little ice with that liquor. He went into the kitchen and got a bowl of ice water to stick his pathetic little pecker in. After a few minutes I had other plans for those ice cubes. That was only the beginning, he’s my little bitch now. Thanks for the tip you little fuck-up, I totally deserve it.
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