Ever had one of those days where you wake up and your crotch is on fire? Honestly, you know you are going to have to masturbate? Well, that was me today. I slept naked and alone
Now, I know that this is going to sound super weird, but since I was old enough to have crushes I have had one on jolly ole saint Nick. I know I know, it sounds a little crazy, but bear with me. Let me tell you how this fantasy started
